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TV host Henry offends Australian viewers - Yahoo! New Zealand News

Seeded on Wed May 16, 2012 7:45 AM EDT (Yahoo! News)

Seeded by cbmilne33

media, politics, news

Ibogaine...the one to two step CURE for heroin and methodone addiction! NOT satire!

Tue May 15, 2012 11:56 PM EDT

By zenbuddha77

IBOGAINE Ibogaine Therapy for Drug Addiction The Ibogaine Dossier Ibogaine can end Drug Addiction in 24 hours IBOGAINE IN THE NEWS - YouTube Ibogaine Drug Addiction Treatment for Heroin | Ibogaine For Sale The Vaults of Erowid And WHY do the pharmaceutical manufactures of …

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health, addiction, suffering

Who does this Obama guy think he is?!

Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 PM EDT

By Matt Rock

I've had it up to here with this President Obama... if that is his real name. I just got done watching seven minutes of Fox News, and let me tell you, I learned more than I cared to learn about this Muslim socialist who hates America and wants to poop directly on our childr …

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white-house, politics, president, mitt-romney, obama, romney, joke, satire, oval-office, barack

Obama Hits Syria With Brutal Blast of Adverbs

Seeded on Tue May 15, 2012 7:54 PM EDT (Bloomberg.com)

Seeded by Buzz of the Orient

By Jeffrey Goldberg "The crackdown by Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad against his own citizens counts as one of the most blood-soaked acts of political repression in the Middle East since his father and predecessor, Hafez al-Assad, waged his own onslaught against anti-regime act …

middle-east, syria, united-states, obama, language, world-news, bashar-assad, thesaurus, adverbs, adjectives

An Atheist World in 30 Years

Tue May 15, 2012 12:29 PM EDT

By bluejohnnyd (Clipped by bluejohnnyd)

An upstanding Newsviner posted an article recently asking the question of the secular vision of the world, come 30 years hence "What Would It Look Like???? [sic]" Herein, I take a stab at answering the question, with the intent to allay some of the fears that the religious …

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religion, humor, satire, atheism, joking, not-serious, kidding, lying-for-the-sake-of-comedy

Oh, Gaga! We Are Being Gay Rayed, Fundies Beware!

Tue May 15, 2012 11:22 AM EDT

By bubbuh

"This place is van damme FULL of gays! They are everywhere I tell you truly!" "Well, it is a Lady Gaga happening, babe, doncha know." "Here's a gay. There's a gay. Everywhere's a gay. GAYS ARE EVER--" "Hello?? Hello? Hellloooooo.... I think my phone just got gay-r …

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gay-marriage, politics, george-takei, satire

Liberal psychiatrists in Sweden pushing to have conservative values introduced into DSM 5 as symptom of mental illness.

Tue May 15, 2012 4:44 AM EDT

By zenbuddha77

Stockholm, Sweden In a press conference today a group of 14 internationally acclaimed psychiatrists unveiled draft revisions for the DSM 5(Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) which is scheduled to come out in May, 2013. Among the proposed guidelines is …

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health, mental-illness, psychiatry

Gangrenous, stinky, puss dripping donkey dick. I agree.....s/

Tue May 15, 2012 12:46 AM EDT

By BongINC

Gangrenous, stinky, puss dripping donkey dick. I agree. That is the level of recourse on the vine today. So, I decided to have a limbo contest for the souls on the newsvine. That is right people, how low can you go? Give me your best shot, before they delete this article!

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limbo, joke, satire

Femen Censorship or Censorship of Femen...which ever is or isn't "politically correct"?

Mon May 14, 2012 11:49 PM EDT

By zenbuddha77

The Associated Press reports: Three topless Ukrainian protesters were detained Saturday while trying to break into an invitation-only gathering of international CEOs and political leaders to call attention to the needs of the world's poor. Separately, demonstrators from the O …

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history, nature, courage, beauty, anarchy, performance-art, surrealism, herstory, pagentry, femen

Watch in horror as zombie Ayn Rand eats Rachel Maddow’s brains

Seeded on Mon May 14, 2012 7:26 PM EDT (Raw Story)

Seeded by Roy Batty

In the latest video by progressive comedy troupe The Partisans, zombie Ayn Rand rises from the grave to feed on the brains of American college students, stopping briefly to much on the gray matter of one MSNBC news anchor along the way.

politics, zombies, ayn-rand, rachel-maddow, paul-ryan, barack-obama8217-s

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