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The Mississippi Wall...East/West... North/South....Left/Right..Red/Blue.

After having been a part of newsvine for several months now...It has become quite clear that there is a division in this country that hasn't been see since the civil war..so my proposal would be somewhat akin to King solomen's where he threatened to divide a Baby in Half giving h …

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Guaranteed to solve all Medical problems...and it doesn't cost a dime

You like it...........you drink it

Jeremy Piven Blames Soy Milk for His Man Boobs............. No, seriously.

If a guy starts looking a little chesty, he might blame it on eating a few extra cheeseburgers or skipping sessions at the gym. But not Jeremy Piven. The man who claimed sushi gave him mercury poisoning, is now saying that soy milk gave him man boobs.

Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN for Cartoon Network Joins Tom, Jerry, Scooby-Doo

My favorite satirist strikes again My last seed today as i need to go rest and fight this cold i have.

Donch'a Know it's time to stop people What's that sound...everybody look What's goin' down"

There's something happening here And what it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there Telling me that I've got to beware I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound Everybody look what goin' down There's battle lines being drawn And nob …

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Gort

The eight-foot metal robot accompanies Klaatu, a visitor to Earth from a distant planet, aboard a flying saucer. He does not speak, but uses a beam weapon projected from beneath a visor to vaporize weapons and obstacles.

Microsoft Pulls Out of 'Family Guy' Special Over Incest and Holocaust Jokes

The deal reportedly fell through after Microsoft execs attended the special's taping on October 16, and jokes about "deaf people, the Holocaust, feminine hygiene and incest" rubbed the company the wrong way.

The Flymeld...A Love Story....Hide the Kiddies

You may remember several years ago when the Star Trek series was on Television that Mr.

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Cartoon

Just a little morning humor

If we had an Italian President

I can say this...I'm Italian

cartoon

Just another little funny

4 months vacation and 5 good leads

Subject: FW: AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

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YouTube - Could This Be The Drunkest Guy Ever??

When Is a Joke Not a Joke? A Survey and Dialog

Everybody loves a good joke. It's good for your heart and soul, and they say that laughter is even good for your health. But when is a joke not a joke? Is it a matter of sensitivities, or who's telling the joke, or just being too PC?

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YouTube - Check Out Hannity's Definition Of Peace

Conservatives are just a running punchline.

The Collective. A Halloween Tale.

Scott Butki has another challenge! Here is my entry!

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NASA LCROSS Moon Crash: Check your Lunar Land Lease

Do you own land near the Moon's south pole?? You may have solid grounds for a lawsuit against NASA for damage to your private property, yes siree!! Check your papers, whether you own or merely lease the land, as your right to recover damages depends on it. Know your rights!

NASA crashes satellites on Moon; Moon files lawsuit

EXCERPT: The Moon, our quiet unassuming little Earth satellite, filed a lawsuit today for damages as a result of what the Moon's lawyer termed "a shabby lack of consideration by NASA for my client's health and safety."

"Sell The Vatican Save The World": Sarah Silverman's Campaign To End Hunger (VIDEO)

We're pretty sure offering the Pope "pussy" is inappropriate, but doing it in the name of solving world hunger seems a little less crazy.

Marge Simpson Playboy cover cool or creepy

This one is sure to be a hit with the kiddies

Who Said Jon Stewart Doesn't Mock Democrats?

Two links: Who Said Jon Stewart Doesn't Mock Democrats? Video only. Especially when they are mock-Democrats.