After having been a part of newsvine for several months now...It has become quite clear that there is a division in this country that hasn't been see since the civil war..so my proposal would be somewhat akin to King solomen's where he threatened to divide a Baby in Half giving h …
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You like it...........you drink it
If a guy starts looking a little chesty, he might blame it on eating a few extra cheeseburgers or skipping sessions at the gym. But not Jeremy Piven. The man who claimed sushi gave him mercury poisoning, is now saying that soy milk gave him man boobs.
My favorite satirist strikes again My last seed today as i need to go rest and fight this cold i have.
There's something happening here And what it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there Telling me that I've got to beware I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound Everybody look what goin' down There's battle lines being drawn And nob …
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The eight-foot metal robot accompanies Klaatu, a visitor to Earth from a distant planet, aboard a flying saucer. He does not speak, but uses a beam weapon projected from beneath a visor to vaporize weapons and obstacles.
Or an Oxi-Moron
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The deal reportedly fell through after Microsoft execs attended the special's taping on October 16, and jokes about "deaf people, the Holocaust, feminine hygiene and incest" rubbed the company the wrong way.
You may remember several years ago when the Star Trek series was on Television that Mr.
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I can say this...I'm Italian
Subject: FW: AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
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Everybody loves a good joke. It's good for your heart and soul, and they say that laughter is even good for your health. But when is a joke not a joke? Is it a matter of sensitivities, or who's telling the joke, or just being too PC?
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Conservatives are just a running punchline.
Scott Butki has another challenge! Here is my entry!
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Do you own land near the Moon's south pole?? You may have solid grounds for a lawsuit against NASA for damage to your private property, yes siree!! Check your papers, whether you own or merely lease the land, as your right to recover damages depends on it. Know your rights!
EXCERPT: The Moon, our quiet unassuming little Earth satellite, filed a lawsuit today for damages as a result of what the Moon's lawyer termed "a shabby lack of consideration by NASA for my client's health and safety."
We're pretty sure offering the Pope "pussy" is inappropriate, but doing it in the name of solving world hunger seems a little less crazy.
This one is sure to be a hit with the kiddies
Love this satirist
Two links: Who Said Jon Stewart Doesn't Mock Democrats? Video only. Especially when they are mock-Democrats.